I'm sure its no secret that many of us women like receiving oral sex and often wish it lasted longer than it usually does but its also no secret that it leaves many of us with a feeling self consciousness. This I know for sure, women talk & we talk a lot.
Well with the introduction of LINGER, there is no need to be uncomfortable anymore.
Linger is a tiny tablet made with natural ingredients that is inserted into the vagina to create a clean peppermint taste for up to 2 hours.
Linger adds promise to remove any self doubt in women and allow for increase overall oral sex quality and length.
Hmmm well while this seems to be a nice product, i will have to decline, since i don't need it. My vagina already tastes like a cool crisp winter breeze. Not to mention smells like a batch of fresh clouds on a beautiful sunny day! Assuming clouds would smell heavenly!
Now i could list a number of my own reasons why i think this idea blows but instead will post some comments made by a number of people who i would love to give big hugs for sharing my thoughts!!
I hope you guys Enjoy these as much i did!!!!
"Linger: allowing women to linger on thoughts of inadequacy and sexual shame longer" or "Don't worry straight ladies, you'll never have to give a blow job again because he'll be too busy and there's no way he'll shove that up his shaft!
These comments are brought to you as a result of mock marketing research done by the church of Scientology!!! Courtesy of "Sex and the Windy City" at CHICAGO NOW.com
I couldn't have said it better!!
If you don't find these comments funny and you actually support "team Linger".....YOU SUCK!
Stiff Upper Lip xxx